Dude, seriously, did you put cameras in my house to write this volume? This is SO shit that was said at "The Big House" between my roomates and me. It was a perpetual "Dude, you know so-and-so?" "Yeah, we partied together!" Or "Yeah, dude, we lived together!" Or my favorite: "We dated for a while. But now she's dating my ex girlfriend, who dated so-and-so's ex girlfriend, who I dated for a while, but it didn't work out. Remember *random name*? Yeah, they lived together, and you totally slept with *random name* when they broke up but were still living together, and then she started dating HER and *insert continuing circle of neverending "friendcest"*" It's like you stalked us, man! And you think *I'M* gonna creepy stalk *YOU*? LOL, j/k. You know I'm super drunk right now. Whiskey is the Goddess' way of saying "I love watching you be a dumbass"
PS: I had an AWESOME "hers" master bathroom. My jacuzzi tub filled up with a waterfall that ran continuously when the jets were on, and a crystal chandelier above it. The master bedroom has a "his" and "hers" bathroom setup. It was fucking sweet. I miss that house.
It's like you stalked us, man! And you think *I'M* gonna creepy stalk *YOU*?
You know I'm super drunk right now.